hllucinate:

so is anyone secretly in love with me yet

(Source: nerdsigh)

britishboyfriends:

This day three years ago:  Robert Pattinson leaving Toronto - Sept 29, 2011 (x) 
(source: britishboys.ru) 

*shy but actually a sex freak*

(Source: e-n-o)

intensional:

You know you have a problem when you’d rather jump out a window than do a 30 second presentation

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Like if youre horny and want to destroy america

(Source: flip5600)

o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

gamsee:

IT MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY WHEN PEOPLE REFER TO ME AS THEIR FRIEND WHOA. FRIEND

teasay:

10 things guys hate in bed
reasons why girls don’t like giving blowjobs

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

lightning is just the flash on god’s camera when he’s taking selfies

theme